Professor Chancellor McCracken announced the sale of the
Michigan campus failed.
11/19/07 Chancellor
Dr. Phil MacCracken announced that the school has sold its stake in the
Kansas Intelligent Design Institute. Dr. Michael Taurus, Dean of
Intelligent Design and Revisionist History, will be the leader of the
new independent institution. Taurus will be replaced by Drew Peacock.
Dr. Peacock holds a paraprofessinal certificate in Home Health
Care from Franklin Academy of Remedial Training, an associates of
science degree in Climatic Determinism from The American School of
Science, a bachelors degree in Interpretive Dance from the Intra
Continental Institute and a Masters Degree in Revisionist History from
Alabama Pacific University Online. Dr. Peacock received his PhD. in
Conservatism from the American Freedom College. Peacock has been an
adjunct professor for APU Online and The American School of Science.
11/18/07
Alabama Pacific University was
massively sanctioned and threated with probation and/or expulsion by the
NAAUCU. The following issues must be posted on the APU website and
corrected within 90 days.
As a result of the recent visit, the
following majors will be discontinued: Bachelors degrees in Geography,
Karate, Television/VCR Repair, Nursing Attendant, Proof Reading,
Physical Education, Internet Gambling, and Advanced Cashiering. These
programs may be offered as associates degrees. Revisionist Mathematics
may not be reoffered at any level due to lack of qualified faculty.
The Master programs in Physical Education and Gaming are
immediately discontinued. The Master's of Internet Usage will not be
offered.
Alabama Pacific University will be expelled from the
NAAUCU if it ever sells students to another college again. The Student
Council will be reformed on November 26. All former officers will be
invited to return. All students sold to Van Meldone Technical School
will be allowed free readmission to APU. Those returning will receive a
75% minimum tuition discount. Those not returning will receive a full
refund for all coursework taken at APU.
3/23/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken reported
that APU is under investigation by the NAAUCU due to student complaints
concerning the selling of students to another college. "Alabama Pacific
University is the major league of the NAAUCU and we will fully cooperate
and comply with their findings in the rare case that any are offered.
NAAUCU accreditation is the bedrock for all we do." The NAAUCU will
offer its findings before its December Board Meeting.
3/18/07
Chancellor McCracken announced that
campus librarian Claude Balzac is the fifth recipient of the Alabama
Pacific Chancellor's Award of Excellence.
2/15/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken
announced the school returned to solvency after it sold some donated
real estate in Michigan. The plans to open a Michigan Alabama Pacific
University location have been put on hold.
1/29/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken
announced the disbanning of the Student Council after campus protests
concerning the selling 35 students to another college. While all of
their credits will transfer, the students were still unreasonable. As
part of an extremely generous compromise, transfered students may take
another degree from Alabama Pacific University Online for an incredible
3% discount.
1/26/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken
announced that due to decreased cash flow, Alabama Pacific University
would put on hold its Online Stock Car Racing Degree and also sell 35
students to another college. All of their credits will transfer, but
they will finish their degrees at an undisclosed school.
1/15/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken returned
financial aid operations to campus after it was discovered that no one
followed up on the Financial Aid issue and it was indeed outsourced to
Hondoras. "We realized something was wrong when like all our students
were not here man." said the Chancellor. "It was like how are we going
to pay the bills." Sorry
10/28/06
Dr. Chancellor MacCracken announced
that the school was considering adding an online associates degree and
certificate program in Stock Car Driving Online. A decision will be made
concerning this program in June 2007.
View programs for our other degree
offerings.
3/19/06 Chancellor
McCracken announced the firing of Financial Director Dick Gozinia for
gross incompetence. Financial aid will continue to be handled by us.
Outsourcing this to a foreign country would be incredibly stupid.
3/15/06
Director of Financial Aid Dick Gozinia
announced that all student aid functions would be outsourced to
Hondoras.
3/10/06 Chancellor McCracken announced that Dick Gozinia is the
fourth recipient of the Alabama Pacific Chancellor's Award of
Excellence.
1/27/06 Chancellor
Dr. Phil MacCracken announces the reassignment of Dick Gozinia to to the
Director of Financial Aid. Gozinia was recently the dean of the now
defunct Business Department.
1/26/06 Chancellor Dr.
Phil MacCracken returned to his duties and announced that APU will now
offer a program in online gaming. The Chancellor also congratulated
campus librarian Claude Balzac on his new Techno-Library
innovation. This allows APU to assist other unaccredited colleges
in providing library services.
12/21/05
Dr. Dick Zucker, Provost of University
Operations and former Chancellor of Alabama Pacific University ordered
the program offerings be fully indicated on the website. View programs for our offerings.
10/19/05
Chancellor McCracken announced from his
sick bed that Alabama Pacific University was accredited by the NAAUCU in
January of 2001.
9/15/05 Dr. Dick
Zucker, Provost of University Operations and former Chancellor of
Alabama Pacific University announced that the Theology Department has
been renamed the Feminist Theology Department. "This liberalizes
our theological coursework to balance out our offerings in Intelligent
Design. It is important that APU maintains broad appeal. Our
unaccredited status hinders significantly our ability to compete in the
higher education market. This change will make our overall
offerings more balanced and dynamic."
8/24/05 Dr. Dick
Zucker, Provost of University Operations and former Chancellor of
Alabama Pacific University announced the appointment of Reverend Michael
Taurus as the new Chairman of the Intelligent Design Department.
He will also oversee the Revisionist History Department which was
recently removed from the American Studies Department. Rev. Taurus
completed his B.A from the Basin Ridge Evangelical American School for
Teachers. He holds a Master Certificate in Fruit Fly Breeding from
the American School of Science and a Ph.D in Conservatism from America
First Online Freedom College. Alabama Pacific University will
become one of the first colleges to not only offer a class in
Intelligent Design, but to offer a degree.
7/14/05 Dr. Dick Zucker, Provost of University Operations and
former Chancellor of Alabama Pacific University announced that our
institution has ceased all connections with the National University and
Technical School. "APU has sold all of its holdings related to
National. We are NOT connected in anyway. Stop
sending us letters; we cannot do anything about them."
6/17/05 Chancellor McCracken injured himself during an online
physical education class and has taken medical leave. Former
Chancellor and Provost of University Operations Dick Zucker will act as
Chancellor until Dr. McCracken's return.
6/17/05 Chancellor McCracken announced a major reorganization of
the college. The college will immediately drop the offerings for
Philosophy, and Political Science. Geography, Business,
Management, and International Business will be taught to
completion. New students in those programs will not be accepted
after May 2006. No other school offers 8-Track Repair, this degree
program will be added to a streamlined TV/VCR Repair Department.
Online Karate will become its own department and the TV/VCR/8 Track
Repair Program will become part of the American Studies
Department.
6/15/05 Chancellor
McCracken announced the demotion of Anita Cock to professor and the
hiring of Dick Gozinia as the Dean of of Business, Management and
International Business. Gozinia becomes the first racial minority
to chair a department at Alabama Pacific University. He earned his
B.A. in American Studies from Alabama Pacific University Online and his
Certificate of Sports Trivia from the Sports University of Central
Kansas.
4/12/05 Chancellor
McCracken announced that Alabama Pacific University was accredited by
the NAAUCU in January of
2001. The NAAUCU
Oversight Board will visit Alabama Pacific University in August 2005
for an update visit.
3/15/05 Chancellor
McCracken announced that he was the third Chancellor of Alabama Pacific
to be honored by receiving the Chancellor's Award of Excellence given
out each year by the Alabama Pacific University Chancellor.
12/15/2004 Chancellor McCracken announced the sale of the Tagoma
Institute charter to the previous owners. He also announced that
APU is searching for a buyer for the charter to National University and
Technical School.
12/05/2004 Professor Buster Hymen, Dean of the American Studies
Department was listed as the least influential American Studies
professor in a journal concerning American Studies.
9/25/04
Professor Jenny Tull, Dean of
Revisionist History issued her support to Lyndon Larouche. "He is
the best Democrat on the ticket." This is only reported as news to
show that Alabama Pacific University recognizes the opinions of both
Republicans and demo-rats. The institutional is officially not in
politics.
9/21/04 Chancellor
Phil McCracken announced his support for G. W. Bush in the U.S.
Presidential Election. "No candidate bester reflect the hopes and
dreams of the placentaria than Bush. Not that he shouldn't have a
new term, but must have a new term to protect and secure us from
evil."
6/15/04 Reverend Ivana
Jackov Dean of Online Students reported that APU Online students had the
lowest rate of unwanted pregnancy of any internet school.
3/15/04
Chancellor McCracken announced that he
was the second Chancellor of Alabama Pacific to be honored by receiving
the Chancellor's Award of Excellence given out each year by the Alabama
Pacific University Chancellor.
9/14/03 The
purchase of the National University and Technical School and Tagoma
Institute was completed. Both are now recognized as being merged
into Alabama Pacific University.
6/01/03 Alabama
Pacific University acquired National University
and Technical School and Tagoma Institute of
Technology from an NAAUCU creditor.
3/12/03 Chancellor McCracken announced that he was the first
Chancellor of Alabama Pacific to be honored by receiving the
Chancellor's Award of Excellence given out each year by the Alabama
Pacific University Chancellor.
10/03/02
Chancellor McCracken announced that
Alabama Pacific University was accredited by the NAAUCU in January of
2001.
09/01/02
Alabama Pacific University has named
Dr. Phil McCracken Chancellor. He replaces Dr. Dick Zucker who was
demoted to Provost of University Operations. Dr. McCracken worked
closely with Dr. Craven Moorehead on the creation of the online degree
program for Karate.
04/04/02 Professors have developed an online
program to deliver the Granton Exam Preparatory Test. The Granton
Exam is the exam in which all APU students must pass to complete the
Master's Program in American Studies.
08/31/01 Alabama Pacific University
is proud to announce our new Master of Arts Degree in Revisionist
History.
