Professor Chancellor McCracken
announced the sale of the Michigan campus failed.
11/19/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken announced that the school has sold its stake in the Kansas
Intelligent Design Institute. Dr. Michael Taurus, Dean of Intelligent Design and Revisionist History, will be the leader of the
new independent institution. Taurus will be replaced by Drew Peacock.
Dr. Peacock holds a paraprofessinal certificate in
Home Health Care from Franklin Academy of Remedial Training, an associates of science degree in Climatic Determinism from
The American School of Science, a bachelors degree in Interpretive Dance from the Intra Continental Institute and a Masters Degree
in Revisionist History from Alabama Pacific University Online. Dr. Peacock received his PhD. in Conservatism from the American Freedom
College. Peacock has been an adjunct professor for APU Online and The American School of Science.
11/18/07
Alabama Pacific University was massively sanctioned and threated with probation and/or
expulsion by the NAAUCU. The following issues must be posted on the APU website and corrected within 90 days.
As a result of the recent visit, the following majors will be discontinued: Bachelors degrees in Geography, Karate,
Television/VCR Repair, Nursing Attendant, Proof Reading, Physical Education, Internet Gambling, and Advanced Cashiering. These
programs may be offered as associates degrees. Revisionist Mathematics may not be reoffered at any level due to lack of qualified faculty.
The Master programs in Physical Education and Gaming are immediately discontinued. The Master's of Internet Usage will not be offered.
Alabama Pacific University will be expelled from the NAAUCU if it ever sells students to another college again. The Student
Council will be reformed on November 26. All former officers will be invited to return. All students sold to Van Meldone Technical School
will be allowed free readmission to APU. Those returning will receive a 75% minimum tuition discount. Those not returning
will receive a full refund for all coursework taken at APU.
3/23/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken reported that APU is under investigation by the NAAUCU
due to student complaints concerning the selling of students to another college. "Alabama Pacific University is the major league
of the NAAUCU and we will fully cooperate and comply with their findings in the rare case that any are offered. NAAUCU accreditation is the bedrock for all we do."
The NAAUCU will offer its findings before its December Board Meeting.
3/18/07
Chancellor McCracken announced that campus librarian Claude Balzac
is the fifth recipient of the Alabama Pacific Chancellor's Award of Excellence.
2/15/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken announced the school returned to solvency after it sold some
donated real estate in Michigan. The plans to open a Michigan Alabama Pacific University location have been put on hold.
1/29/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken announced the disbanning of the Student Council after
campus protests concerning the selling 35 students to another college. While all of their credits will transfer, the students
were still unreasonable. As part of an extremely generous compromise, transfered students may take another degree from Alabama Pacific University Online for an incredible 3% discount.
1/26/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken announced that due to decreased cash flow, Alabama Pacific University
would put on hold its Online Stock Car Racing Degree and also sell 35 students to another college. All of their credits will transfer, but they will
finish their degrees at an undisclosed school.
1/15/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken returned financial aid operations to campus after
it was discovered that no one followed up on the Financial Aid issue and it was indeed outsourced to Hondoras. "We realized something was
wrong when like all our students were not here man." said the Chancellor. "It was like how are we going to pay the bills."
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10/28/06
Dr. Chancellor MacCracken announced that the school was considering adding an online associates
degree and certificate program in Stock Car Driving Online. A decision will be made concerning this program in June 2007.
View programs for our other degree offerings.
3/19/06
Chancellor McCracken announced the firing of Financial Director Dick Gozinia for gross
incompetence.
Financial aid will continue to be handled by us. Outsourcing this to a foreign country would be incredibly stupid.
3/15/06 Director of Financial Aid Dick Gozinia announced that all student aid functions would
be outsourced to Hondoras.
3/10/06
Chancellor McCracken announced that
Dick Gozinia is the fourth recipient of the Alabama Pacific Chancellor's Award of Excellence.
1/27/06 Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken announces the reassignment of Dick Gozinia to
to the Director of Financial Aid. Gozinia was recently the dean of the now defunct Business Department.
1/26/06
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken returned to
his duties and announced that APU will now offer a program in online gaming. The
Chancellor also congratulated campus librarian Claude Balzac on his new
Techno-Library
innovation. This allows APU to assist other unaccredited colleges in
providing library services.
12/21/05
Dr. Dick Zucker, Provost of University
Operations and former Chancellor of Alabama Pacific University ordered the
program offerings be fully indicated on the website.
View programs for our offerings.
10/19/05
Chancellor McCracken announced from his
sick bed that Alabama
Pacific University was accredited by the NAAUCU in January of 2001.
9/15/05 Dr. Dick Zucker, Provost of
University Operations and former Chancellor of Alabama Pacific University
announced that the Theology Department has been renamed the Feminist Theology
Department. "This liberalizes our theological coursework to balance out
our offerings in Intelligent Design. It is important that APU maintains
broad appeal. Our unaccredited status hinders significantly our ability to
compete in the higher education market. This change will make our overall
offerings more balanced and dynamic."
8/24/05 Dr. Dick Zucker, Provost of
University Operations and former Chancellor of Alabama Pacific University
announced the appointment of Reverend Michael Taurus as the new Chairman of the
Intelligent Design Department. He will also oversee the Revisionist
History Department which was recently removed from the American Studies
Department. Rev. Taurus completed his B.A from the Basin Ridge Evangelical
American School for Teachers. He holds a Master Certificate in Fruit Fly
Breeding from the American School of Science and a Ph.D in Conservatism from
America First Online Freedom College. Alabama Pacific University will
become one of the first colleges to not only offer a class in Intelligent
Design, but to offer a degree.
7/14/05
Dr. Dick Zucker, Provost of University Operations
and former Chancellor of Alabama Pacific University announced that our institution has
ceased all connections with the National University and Technical School.
"APU has sold all of its holdings related to National. We are NOT
connected in anyway. Stop sending us letters; we cannot do anything about
them."
6/17/05
Chancellor McCracken injured himself during an online physical education class
and has taken medical leave. Former Chancellor and Provost of University
Operations Dick Zucker will act as Chancellor until Dr. McCracken's return.
6/17/05
Chancellor McCracken announced a major reorganization of the college. The
college will immediately drop the offerings for Philosophy, and Political
Science. Geography, Business, Management, and International Business will
be taught to completion. New students in those programs will not be
accepted after May 2006. No other school offers 8-Track Repair, this
degree program will be added to a streamlined TV/VCR Repair Department.
Online Karate will become its own department and the TV/VCR/8 Track Repair
Program will become part of the American Studies Department.
6/15/05
Chancellor McCracken announced the demotion of Anita Cock to professor and the
hiring of Dick Gozinia as the Dean of of Business, Management and International
Business. Gozinia becomes the first racial minority to chair a department
at Alabama Pacific University. He earned his B.A. in American Studies from
Alabama Pacific University Online and his Certificate of Sports Trivia from the
Sports University of Central Kansas.
4/12/05
Chancellor McCracken announced that Alabama Pacific University was accredited by
the NAAUCU in January of 2001. The
NAAUCU Oversight Board will
visit Alabama Pacific University in August 2005 for an update visit.
3/15/05 Chancellor McCracken announced that
he was the third Chancellor of Alabama Pacific to be honored by receiving the
Chancellor's Award of Excellence given out each year by the Alabama Pacific
University Chancellor.
12/15/2004 Chancellor McCracken announced
the sale of the Tagoma Institute charter to the previous owners. He also
announced that APU is searching for a buyer for the charter to National
University and Technical School.
12/05/2004 Professor Buster Hymen, Dean of
the American Studies Department was listed as the least influential American
Studies professor in a journal concerning American Studies.
9/25/04
Professor Jenny Tull, Dean of Revisionist History
issued her support to Lyndon Larouche. "He is the best Democrat on the
ticket." This is only reported as news to show that Alabama Pacific
University recognizes the opinions of both Republicans and demo-rats. The
institutional is officially not in politics.
9/21/04 Chancellor Phil McCracken announced
his support for G. W. Bush in the U.S. Presidential Election. "No
candidate bester reflect the hopes and dreams of the placentaria than Bush.
Not that he shouldn't have a new term, but must have a new term to protect and
secure us from evil."
6/15/04
Reverend Ivana Jackov Dean of Online Students
reported that APU Online students had the lowest rate of unwanted pregnancy of
any internet school.
3/15/04 Chancellor McCracken announced that
he was the second Chancellor of Alabama Pacific to be honored by receiving the
Chancellor's Award of Excellence given out each year by the Alabama Pacific
University Chancellor.
9/14/03 The purchase of the National
University and Technical School and Tagoma Institute was completed. Both
are now recognized as being merged into Alabama Pacific University.
6/01/03 Alabama Pacific University acquired National
University and Technical School and
Tagoma Institute of
Technology from an NAAUCU creditor.
3/12/03 Chancellor McCracken announced that he was
the first Chancellor of Alabama Pacific to be honored by receiving the
Chancellor's Award of Excellence given out each year by the Alabama Pacific
University Chancellor.
10/03/02
Chancellor McCracken announced that Alabama
Pacific University was accredited by the NAAUCU in January of 2001.
09/01/02
Alabama Pacific University has named Dr.
Phil McCracken Chancellor. He replaces Dr. Dick Zucker who was demoted to
Provost of University Operations. Dr. McCracken worked closely with Dr.
Craven Moorehead on the creation of the online degree program for Karate.
04/04/02
Professors have developed an online program to deliver the Granton Exam
Preparatory Test. The Granton Exam is the exam in which all APU students
must pass to complete the Master's Program in American Studies.
08/31/01
Alabama Pacific University is proud to announce our new Master of Arts Degree in Revisionist History.
